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The secret of a good pickup line is not in what is said but in the delivery. Okay, if you look like Brad Pitt and/or sound like Sean Connery, it probably doesn’t matter what you say OR how you say it, but considering most of us don’t have any of these luxuries…

Here’s my take on 10 pick-up lines I’ve randomly chosen that are so stupid and/or bad that, if delivered correctly, they just might work!

10 Really Bad Pickup Lines That Are Really Effective

Pickup Line #1

There is nothing more pathetic than using notes to goad and guide you when approaching a girl/boy!

Unless…

You walk towards your intended target (pardon the choice of words) with a note in hand, acting nervous and fumbling for the paper in your hand. As he approaches her and has her attention, bring the note in her sight and read/say

“Hey, can I have 3 honey soy chicken wings, 2 large boiled… ah, shit, wrong note! Ummmm… can you excuse me for a second?”

At this point, you should turn around as if you were going to walk away and then, at the last second, turn around and ask (as nonchalantly as possible), “Can I get you something to drink?”

Pickup Line #2

“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”

This pickup line is not only as old as time itself, it’s also almost as boring. It is for this reason that it could work! There’s something cute and sweet about this pick-up line that draws girls in, and whether it’s because the line is smart or because behind it there’s a “signature moment” waiting to happen is beyond me, but I think it’s such a bad pickup line it might just work!

*Delivery Tip: The more serious you can sound when saying this, the better it will look. Of course, setting up the scene so you can deliver this line without sounding like you’re randomly sharing how drunk you are could be tricky. Ummm, you’re alone there

Pickup Line #3

Sometimes combining common pickup lines to form your own is a great way to make really bad pickup lines work.

“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance.”

and

“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine”

Both good pickup lines in their own right, but I doubt they’ll work. How about a combination of the two?

“I’m sorry to say it, but I think you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I noticed you I got distracted and quickly walked towards that wall over there, spilling my drink, and what little dignity I had left in the process. Consider yourself lucky that I don’t ask for my dignity back… (although between you and me, I haven’t seen him in a long time)”

Pickup Line #4

“You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line”

That’s horrible! You know what? It could work!

Pickup Line #5

“If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

Yes! Drowned?! no wait…wait a sec…they’re so confused right now that you either have them or you don’t, but I’d be inclined to say you do 🙂

Pickup Line #6

“Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?”

At first glance, this pickup line is really tacky, but honestly, if that doesn’t at least make her smile, then she’s already dead inside, in which case ‘chloroform’ would be useless anyway!

Pickup Line #7

“How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).”

An old but good. So bad that it still works, if it’s delivered correctly and you really have something else to say after you introduce yourself!

Pickup Line #8

“If I told you that you have a great body, would you blame me?”

Now that is a shocking pickup line. A blatant attempt at flirtation and an obvious sexual innuendo that tries too hard… But oh, it makes them smile and at least gets you out the front door.

Pickup Line #9

“You are gay? [No] Wow, me neither, let’s have sex.”

The more incredulous your response to the question, the better it works. It’s made even more impactful when he shows a jovial nature throughout the whole thing, certainly letting go of any concern that he’s serious isn’t helping his cause (although he’s secretly serious).

Pickup Line #10

“I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says you’re not wearing any underwear, is that right?” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is an hour ahead!”

That’s just stupid! That’s why it will probably work. Again, delivery is important as it definitely depends on a good sense of humor. Show even the slightest sign of being serious and watch as he walks away, if not report to security on his way out!

There you have ten of the best, I mean the worst, no I mean the best pick up lines to help you approach women and talk to girls.

final thoughts

Remember that it is not what you say, but how you say it, and above all, this is the real meaning behind it. Approach women with good intentions and the respect that is due and no matter how bad your pick up line is, you know what? It just might work!