69 Dirty Talk Messages To Improve Your Texting Life
The ability to text from ANYWHERE on the planet is something new and gives relationships something they’ve never had before… the ability to keep our relationships exciting, even when we’re apart from our lovers.
Now the hard part is trying to be creative and erotic on your own. Whereas sometimes it just rolls off the tongue, and thinking of what to say is quite easy. Other times, you may receive a sexy message and be dumbfounded as to how to respond.
Below is a list of dirty texts to use when you can’t see the person you love and your goal is to make them think OBSESSED with you and the fact that they can’t have you right now.
Some of these dirty messages are funny, others are serious, so use them wisely and don’t use them randomly. Sometimes the mood when you’re having a very sexy conversation can spoil the mood.
1. Hello. i’m hot
2. I just thought how amazing you are. And how cool I am. Let’s connect!
3. If you were the new McDonalds hamburger, you would be the McSexy!
4. You are so sexy!!
5. I want you right now.
6. The thought of you turns me on!
7. Can you send me a picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
8. Can’t wait to see you later
9. You are SO sexy
10. I love your body
11. I’ve been thinking about you ALL day
12. You make me want to do BAD things to you… and to myself 😉
13. I’m so h*rd/w3t right now
14. I would give anything to be with you right now!
15. I’ll be waiting for you later…naked 😉
16. You can do whatever you want
17. The fact that I can’t have you right now makes me want you MORE
18. What would YOU do to me?
19. I’ve never been so turned on by someone!
20. I have NEVER loved someone like I love you
21. You would look so sexy if you fucked her 🙂
22. Nobody makes me like you!
23. I want you so much that I don’t notice anyone else
24. I have never met someone who turns me on like you!
25. You have the best a$$ on the planet, is it real?
26. Hey, I just realized this, but you look so much like my next girlfriend/boyfriend!
27. What are you wearing?
28. Your body makes me happy
29. I’m not wearing underwear… maybe I can wear you later
30. Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal your heart.
31. Can I be your slave tonight?
32. Do you know that the color of your hair and the color of my pillow match perfectly?
33. God must have been in a great mood the day we met.
34. I think I might fall madly into bed with you.
35. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
36. I wonder what our children will be like.
37. I would like to name a multiple orgasm after you!
38. I will cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
39. I have a condom with your name on it.
40. Picture this, you, me, bubble baths and a bottle of champagne.
41. What do you like for breakfast?
42. Why don’t you surprise your roommate and come home tonight?
43. Will you marry me for just one night?
44. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 😉
45. Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t! just kidding i love you
46. ​​You want me. I can smell it.
47. Damn… your butt is fine! Do you want to come see mine?
48. You are like pizza. Even when you are bad, you are good.
49. I would lose my wallet just to see you right now
50. I’m in one of those ‘you could do whatever you want’ moods, too bad you’re not here.
51. Do you have grapes? (No.) So how about a date?
52. Milk is good for the body, but damn, how much did you drink?
53. Do you sleep on your stomach? (If I can not?
54. You so well!
55. Say deja vu last night all over again later?
56. Hello. My name is (name). I’ll be your toy tonight.
57. Are you a virgin? (No.) Try it!
58. My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling…
59. So what did you think of me last night? Pretty fantastic, huh?
60. You’re on my to-do list tonight.
61. OH GOD! OH GOD! Just practicing 😉
62. Do you know how to use a whip? eh eh
63. I’m drunk 🙂
64. Nobody told you that you wanted to sleep with me??? I thought you knew!
65. Hey babe, do you want to be LUCK!?
66. Your house or mine?
67. *Will you* come home with me tonight (Jedi mind trick)
68. I’m gay, do you think you can convert me?
69. I’m just looking for a friend with benefits (Uhm?) No, not sex. A car, nice things, etc. Get your mind drain.
As always, we had a lot of fun putting this list together. We know we’ve missed some BIG lines of dirty talk, so feel free to comment on some of your favorite posts.